You’ve been visited by the penguin of protection. He will ninja-chop any chain messages, “reblog this or else” posts, dire threats, bad karma, or even generic negativity. If he isn’t wanted he’ll disappear again in a puff of smoke, but otherwise just seeing him on your dash is all it takes. No reblogs, finger-crossing, or magic words required.
dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan
He’s actually sixty years old, though.
No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.
